I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Embroidered Hoodie Size:4XL Pre-shrunk fabric

Pre-shrunk fabric

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

American Revolution / Founding Fathers theme

Now Berkeley is a safe-space intellectual hell hole

Molon labe is commonly pronounced “mo-LONE lah-VEH” and translated as “come and take them

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